During storytime last week, I asked the kids what the wolf says. (Please note, I was NOT reading The Three Little Pigs or Little Red Riding Hood or any variation there of.)
Ben: “Huff and puff.”
It’s hard to read out loud when you’re smiling as big as I was.
So, I went to the elementary school today (and while there realized that there is a BAD typo, well, not bad, but a missing vowel, in my schedule) to do promotion for the Summer Reading Program. The second to last group that I spoke to, the kindergarteners and preschoolers, were REALLY cute. They asked all the typical little kid questions, and said all the normal little kid things.
Just before I was about to end, a little girl (preschool group), raised her hand. I leaned in close, because the kiddies were starting to get restless, and I wanted to be able to hear her.
Little Girl: “Do you know the book Fifty Shades of Grey?”
Me: “Um, yeah, that’s a book.”
LG: “My mommy loves to read that book a lot, all the time.”
Me: “Books are fun, aren’t they?”
Yeah, so I had a preschooler doing promo for Fifty Shades.
As long as you’re reading, who cares what it is, right? 😉
I’m both horrified and delighted.