So, I know that I have personally “borrowed” (reclaimed for the Realm?) dozens, if perhaps not a hundred of my father’s handkerchiefs (every time I cry in front of him, I go home with AT LEAST one mascara and snot filled cloth). Soooo, tonight I have a monstrous sneezing and allergy attack. I go upstairs, in an attempt to NOT kill a forest before this fit ends, to hunt for some snot rags.
I find three. Just 3. Are they like the ONE sock that disappears from the dryer? Or, if I were to dismantle my dresser, would I find them all living BEHIND the drawers? Building a small cottony colony? Would their nation’s flag look like they are in a constant state of surrender?
These are the things I ponder.