"Miss Martha, you are so weird!" "I know . . . isn't it wonderful!?"

I told a kid today

that if you don’t listen to your Librarian (me), your brain will shrivel up and drain out your ear while you sleep.  It will be absorbed by your pillow, and you’ll be able to wring your pillow out, and get *some* of your brain back, but you’ll never be the same.

 

“I’ve seen it happen.”

 

“Twice.”

 

I hope he didn’t really believe me.

but i kind of hope he did

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