"Miss Martha, you are so weird!" "I know . . . isn't it wonderful!?"

“Pulling a Martha”

What kind of a statement on your life is it when “pulling a Martha” means that you shit your pants when you farted.  You thought it was just going to be a fart, but it wasn’t just a fart?  A fart with friends?  A shart?  Shitlettes?

 

I can’t say that I blame my friends and co-workers.  I coined the phrase myself.  I describe it in detail.  It is a normal weekend occurence in my IBSfluent house (and pants).  I share because it’s funny.  It’s funny because it’s not.  But, you have to laugh about it.  It’s either laugh about it or sit in my basement and cry.  And, as we all know, there is too much water down there to spend any decent amount of time.

 

But, hey . . . it’s not sewage.

 

My pants, however . . . that’s another story.

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