"Miss Martha, you are so weird!" "I know . . . isn't it wonderful!?"

Oh My Gutness!

My guts hate me.

What did I do to them?

I didn’t eat any beef today.

I didn’t eat a whole salad bar or a silo of wheat.

Rancidity, thy name is my heinie.

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